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What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar!
Don't let anyone fool you, dad jokes are the granddaddy of all knee-slappers, the father of all puns. In this hilarious 2021 calendar, you'll find 365 days of the absolute height of groan-worthy comedy with cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!
Perfect for bosses, pun lovers, Father's Day, new dads, and fathers-to-be, this funny calendar is the holiday stocking stuffer or gift from any kid, wife, friend, or partner they'll enjoy every day of the year!
Additional details:
4.25" x 4.5" page trim size with protective 5" x 5" outer box Recyclable plastic easel backing for perfect display on tabletop or desk Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting something.
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